GAMING & LIVE CONTENT
Obliteration TV
Xbox. Nintendo. Big reactions.
Pull up for the games. Stay for the personality.
WILDLIFE. CULTURE. IMAGINATION.
Imagination.
Piece by piece.
One company. A world to explore.
Original sound, stories, gaming and design.
Rooted in a lifelong love of animals.
INDEPENDENT SPIRIT / DMV ROOTS
THE WORLD OF SCALEZ & TAILZVOL. 01 / A NEW CHAPTER
01 / CHOOSE YOUR FREQUENCY
Follow your curiosity.
01
Listen↗
Scalez & Tailz Sound
Original music. A voice of our own.02Watch↗
Obliteration TV + POACHED
Games, wild stories and comic chaos.03Learn↗
Wildlife & education
Get to know the world we care for.04Shop↗
Wear your wild side
Art you can take into the world.05Services↗
Aquarium services
Hands-on care. Real-world expertise.
YOUR SHIFT HAS A SOUNDTRACK02 / LISTENWild ideas.
Wild ideas.
A whole new
frequency.
Music for the everyday strugglers, the after-hours dreamers, and everyone building something of their own. The Scalez & Tailz universe has a sound.
Listen on Suno. Music starts only when you choose.
03 / WATCHExpect a little
Expect a little
chaos.
Gaming, storytelling, and a sense of humor that refuses to clock out.
ORIGINAL SERIES / WILDLIFE COMEDY
POACHEDCAUGHT IN THE ACT
Poachers with terrible plans. Dinosaurs with other ideas. Satirical shorts from the wild side of Scalez & Tailz.
Inside the series +
Meet the McCloogan brothers, Peewee, and a dinosaur security team. Short adventures bring wildlife, comedy, and cinematic imagination into the same world.
04 / LEARNStay curious.
Stay curious.
Get closer.
Wildlife is where our story begins. Explore the animals, understand their habitats, and build a deeper appreciation for the living world.
Meet the animals +
Animal profiles will introduce the reptiles and aquatic life behind Scalez & Tailz, connecting their individual stories with the species they represent.
Care & aquarium knowledge +
A home for species-specific care guides, aquarium fundamentals, and practical learning. The field guide is being developed; published guides will appear here.
Scalez & Tailz Academy +
Explore wildlife learning and community at Scalez & Tailz Academy. Visit Scalez & Tailz Academy on Skool ↗
05 / WEAR YOUR WILD SIDEMade to
Made to
stand out.
Reptiles. Aquatic life. Imagination, piece by piece. Explore apparel and artwork with the same independent spirit as everything we create.
Explore the store ↗EVERY HOODIE FUELS THE DREAM.
THE ORIGINAL WILD SIDE / SCALEZ & TAILZ06 / AQUARIUM SERVICES · MARYLAND / DC / VIRGINIAWe clean out your tanks,
We clean out your tanks,
not your wallet.
Aquarium maintenance and consultation for homes and businesses across the DMV. Share your city or ZIP code so we can confirm service availability.
Request aquarium service →Care that fits your tank.
We’ll confirm the scope and total before your appointment.
| Service | Rate |
|---|---|
| Freshwater maintenance | $2 / gallon |
| Freshwater + filter cleaning | $3 / gallon |
| Saltwater maintenance | $4 / gallon |
| Reef maintenance | $8 / gallon |
| Sump / wet-dry service | $125 / hour |
| Consultation | $50 / hour |
$150 minimum service charge. Ask us to confirm how it applies to your request.
20% off recurring maintenance. Tell us your preferred schedule so we can confirm your plan. Weekly packages are customized for your aquarium and care needs.
Reef customers: water preparation +
Reef customers provide ready-to-use water matching their reef aquarium’s parameters. Please discuss preparation questions with us before your visit. This requirement applies only to reef customers.
LET’S TALK TANKS
Ready to request service?
Tell us about your aquarium on our store’s service-request page. Include your location, tank size, and preferred timing so we can discuss the right care for your setup.
Continue to our store to send your request. An inquiry does not book an appointment or take payment.
Prefer email? reptiledude@scalezandtailz.com
Curiosity is
our natural habitat.
From animal education and aquarium care to original music, gaming, films and wearable art, Scalez & Tailz connects the things that make us come alive.
THE CREATIVE STUDIO
SAMUEL GFX
↗Visual storytelling, brand design and video production.
Imagination, piece by piece.